What is Midas Touch?
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The accidental tipping of a finger with poo when wiping ones anus after dumping.
My finger went through the bog-roll and I got the Midas Touch.
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When a married woman gives you a handjob with her wedding ring on
"Dude, you hooked up with the boss' wife?" "Yeah, she gave me the midas touch!!!"
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3.
A person who touch his partner all over his/her body and stimulate all his/her erogenous zones and try to linger every sites until he/she explode to ecstasy
I gonna use my midas touch and try to turn you into gold.
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Random Words:
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The act of spazzing. Cause by spazztastical objects, such as fangirl's favourite lust objects. Ahem, you know who they are.
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A lesbian, gay female aka dykus femalus....
She is so butch, she simply must be a fanny bumper...
Or colloquially, 'bitch you be ..
