Midas Touch

What is Midas Touch?


1.

The accidental tipping of a finger with poo when wiping ones anus after dumping.

My finger went through the bog-roll and I got the Midas Touch.

2.

When a married woman gives you a handjob with her wedding ring on

"Dude, you hooked up with the boss' wife?" "Yeah, she gave me the midas touch!!!"

See gold, handjob, adultery, ring, midas

3.

A person who touch his partner all over his/her body and stimulate all his/her erogenous zones and try to linger every sites until he/she explode to ecstasy

I gonna use my midas touch and try to turn you into gold.

See midas touch, tantric sex, sex machine, king midas, midas


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