Mid-day Itch

What is Mid-day Itch?

when you don't wipe enough after a moist bowl movement and it comes back to haunt

Maury could not sit still at the dinner party because his 8-pointed starfish was so irritated after the mid-day itch reared its ugly head.

Crappuccino

1. A substandard, overpriced copy of an Italian beverage usually found at a Starbucks or Tully's and served by overzealous workers obv..

Kebab Hand

1. The inimitable, impenetrable stench of stale kebab, that is noticed upon ones hand the morning after a heavy night on the booze and drun..

W.t.f.

1. Denotes: What the Fuck! After a heavy night of drinking John exclaims, W.T.F., I can't find my wallet! See angry, confused, dumbf..

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Mid-day Itch Edit Meaning