Mid-day Itch

What is Mid-day Itch?

when you don't wipe enough after a moist bowl movement and it comes back to haunt

Maury could not sit still at the dinner party because his 8-pointed starfish was so irritated after the mid-day itch reared its ugly head.

Kitchen-ass

1. cheap and of low quality, like (but not limited to) hair that's done in a kitchen instead of a salon "Nola, will you just shu..

Telephonic Relief

1. To achieve orgasm through phone sex Amy was suddenly alarmed that her telephonic relief may have awakened her parents down the hall. S..

Koalattraction

1. The name of the dubious Aunt Jemima/ Uncle Ben sex tape omg, this is the worst porn since Koalattraction! See koala, douche, twitter, ..

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