Mid-day Itch

What is Mid-day Itch?

when you don't wipe enough after a moist bowl movement and it comes back to haunt

Maury could not sit still at the dinner party because his 8-pointed starfish was so irritated after the mid-day itch reared its ugly head.

Ugly Cry

1. A type of crying that can feel really good and really bad at the same time. The ugly cry can occur after a severe tragedy in one's..

Microwave A Melon

1. To put a melon in a microwave long enough to warm it in and out. Then cut a hole in it and proceed to have sex with it. (only for the MO..

Ermph

1. 1.The sound you make when running into something. 2. the sound you make when having sex. 1. ::runs into door: EMRPH. 2. ERMPH ERMPH E..

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Mid-day Itch Edit Meaning