Mid-day Itch

What is Mid-day Itch?

when you don't wipe enough after a moist bowl movement and it comes back to haunt

Maury could not sit still at the dinner party because his 8-pointed starfish was so irritated after the mid-day itch reared its ugly head.

Dung Shoot

1. Scottish term for your anus. 'ah Christ, a wiped too hard and me finger went up me Dung Shoot'..

Pussyballcocking

1. Of Arabian termanology meaning fucking hard enough to lodge ones own balls in to the vagina...and having the ability to keep cockin her ..

Yowsa

1. an exclamation of surprise 'Yowsa! when did your little sis sprout them tatties?..

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