Mid-day Stretch

What is Mid-day Stretch?


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When shorts or pants put on in the morning that are tight enough to negate the need of a belt, but then midway through the day, stretch and fall off of the waist, a mid-day stretch occurs.

"My pants are falling off; I thought i didn't need a belt."

"Dude, thats just the mid-day stretch."

See clothes, exercise, stretch, afternoon


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