What is Middle Age?
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The period of a person's life that falls between youth and wishing you would fucking die. For some the line between middle age and old age is very thin.
Richard Nixon was born middle aged;
My dad and mom still think they're young, but the sad truth is they hit middle age early in life and won't admit it.
Random Words:
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When something is really cool, tight, bombastic, aesthetically pleasing, etc.
"So how was that metal show last night?"
"..
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An extremely obese person who can only be satiated by eating other people.
Even though the butter monster had eaten a large fried chick..
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A beautiful novella by Ernest Hemmingway that describes the trials of an old fisherman who goes out too far and catches the biggest fish..
