What is Middle Age?
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The period of a person's life that falls between youth and wishing you would fucking die. For some the line between middle age and old age is very thin.
Richard Nixon was born middle aged;
My dad and mom still think they're young, but the sad truth is they hit middle age early in life and won't admit it.
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