Middle Age

What is Middle Age?


1.

The period of a person's life that falls between youth and wishing you would fucking die. For some the line between middle age and old age is very thin.

Richard Nixon was born middle aged; Madonna achieved middle age when she became irrelevant; Dick Cheneybypassed middle age and went straight to old age as fast as he could get there.

My dad and mom still think they're young, but the sad truth is they hit middle age early in life and won't admit it.


6

Random Words:

1. the last of the 3 great tragedians of classical Athens. Known primarily for having reshaped the formal structure of traditional Attic t..
1. A term used to dexcribe someone who is an idiot by wearing/ owning everything that is blue. Not to be confused with the blue man group. ..
1. 1. a person who is technologically challenged, specifically where apple products are concerned dave: "my mom can't turn on ou..