Middle Age

What is Middle Age?


1.

The period of a person's life that falls between youth and wishing you would fucking die. For some the line between middle age and old age is very thin.

Richard Nixon was born middle aged; Madonna achieved middle age when she became irrelevant; Dick Cheneybypassed middle age and went straight to old age as fast as he could get there.

My dad and mom still think they're young, but the sad truth is they hit middle age early in life and won't admit it.


6

Random Words:

1. To leave a place, conversation or anything else that you could remove yourself from, also can be used when you are going to bed. "..
1. A tattoo on a person's chest. It is only worthy of the name if the person is a woman or an extremely fat lard of a man. Who wants ..
1. Expression directed toward an individual when he or she is not getting their way, and so they pout their lower lip. Also used when some..