Middle America

What is Middle America?


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Middle-class America. Suburban, predominately caucasian, reminiscent of Pleasant ville. Common family unit consists of moderately successful father, stay-at-home mother, 2.5 blond kids, and a very, very nice lawn. Middle Americans thrive on monotony of routine and everything vanilla. The police have nothing better to do but harass and oppress anything remotely teenager, while 90% of parental figures are taking some sort of anti-depressant/bi-polar medication. The kids are avid drug users, as there is nothing else in town to occupy themselves with

Sounds a little like a Twilight Zone? It is.

" She'd never heard of a rave before."

" Grew up under a rock or something?"

" No, she's straight from middle america."

" Ohh."

See middle class, bourgeoisie, suburbs, suburbanite, valencia, saugus, lira


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