Middle East

What is Middle East?


1.

A giant sandbox.

People live in it.

I went to the middle east and I got sand in my Shawarma.

See shawarma, east, whoo, whee

2.

A term which originated in the west to pack up a group of regions and nations which have different languages, history, and culture. People there do not think of themselves as "middle eastern". They think of themselves as either Arabs, Turks, Persians .... and I can keep naming ethnicities for a long time.

Another misconception is that what is called the middle east is mainly a desert. Most countries in the so-called middle east have only a limited desert area and others do not have deserts at all.

Most countries in the so-called middle east have a lot of problems because of past or present western colonialism occupation or intervention.

A missled person: I've been to the middle east.

Another person: Could you be more specific?

First Person: When are these middle eastern people are going to stop having trouble?

Second Person: When WE LEAVE THEM ALONE!!!!

See middle east, arabs

3.

A place where oil is cheaper than water.

A place where telephone company's hack foreign people's phone bill.

A place where is the best hotel in the world.

A place where the temperature gets up to 50 degrees centigrade.

A place where you can trade your Toyota for millions of gallons of oil.

A place where the biggest kite is built.

A place where there is thousands of princes and princesses.

A place where George W. Bush hates most.

A place where an average of 3 people get executed per week.

A place where beer is created.

A place where Algebra is created.

A place of the fathers of physics.

A place of the fathers of astronomy.

A place where you breathe 50% carbon dioxide.

A place where the Nation of Islam is born.

A place where 10% of the internet users use internet for Islamic purposes.

A place where 7 people on average die of car crashes.

A place where there is no free time.

Write me more comments :P Middle East

See saudi arabia, uae, kuwait, oman, yemen

4.

A part of the world between Europeand Asia. Predominantly comprised of Muslim countries, they have tried for decades to destroy Israel, as it is the one Jewishstate in the area. Luckily, the towelheads can't do that right and Israelhas been beating up those stupid sand niggers all this time.

The Middle East has been at war for decades. Apparently, the sand niggers can't aim right with those towels on their heads.

See israel, middle east, sand nigger, sand niggers, terrorists, arabs, dirka dirka

5.

1. The Middle East is where the U.S. is currently stuck. If plans of bringing Democracyare to succeed, we need to stay there for a long time (we can't have an Emergency Dance Party). This is why Bushwas re-elected: he is a war-time president.

2. The right side of the belly button.

1) Man, I hate this Middle East crap, but if we leave we're never going to get respect 'cause we can't even freaking stay long enough to really instill democracy.

2) Yeah, I wiped out on my skateboard and I've got this big bruise in my Middle East.

6.

'urban' areas of Bedfordshire (e.g. Luton & Bedford). So called because of its position bordering The Midlands & East Anglia. The name also derives from the area's large population of people originating from Asia.

"No wonder they call this place 'The Middle East', it was like Baghdad when the BNP were campaigning!"

7.

slang for the middle of the eastern seaboard, a.k.a. drama city, murdaland, southern delaware, and nova

there's a crack war in tha middle east

See east coast, murdaland, drama city, chocolate city


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