Middlebeard

What is Middlebeard?

n: phase of beard growth that exists between stubble and full beard. marked for patchy appearance and itchy texture.

1: shave, you look like a homeless rodent.

2: naw man, give it two weeks, this is just middlebeard.

See facial hair, neckbeard, patchy, seedy, skeezy

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