What is Middle-east?
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The rest of the world's litterbox. Most commonly associated to Islam and Arabs, it's also full of all the loose-nutted, sadist emo kids of the world. It used to be a lush world of green grasses and naked women, but constant car and suicide bombings has turned it into a wasteland for the rest of the world do dump their excess shit in. Since then, women were forced to cover themselves entirely and turned into slaves for the male population, who were jealoous of the woman's hairless skin.
The Middle-East has recently gained fame from the 2001 World Trade Center attacks, where a few abondoned souls who were jealous that American men could get laid on-demand, at the cost of some easily-earned money. They were hoping to kill the financial center of the country so the women would get desperate and come to them.
You will know if someone is from the middle-east if they:
A) Have a towel around their head
B) Are wearing a bulky jacket
C) Are closely followed by 5 women with only eyes visible.
D) Shout something that sounds like an Amazon war cry
E) Explosions can be heard from the direction they came from
F)They smell like Downy fabric softener
I advise you to steer clear of them, for they often travel in packs and are almost always armed with their weight of c4 explosive.
"Look at that, another bombing with 2 dead: the bomber and the cat who walked by him" -Random American
"yababdbabdbab AYEEEEEEEEE......*BOOM*" -Walter (Jeff Dunham) on the Middle-East
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