What is Middleton?
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Smells like cow shit in the summer.
That cows asshole smells like Middleton.
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A county jail in MA where you go when ya mess us bad in Lynn, or anywhere in Middlesex County. Generally your there before your sentenced (you cant make bail, or you have none). Some people get sentenced there (everyone not in the orange jumpsuits). It's so overcrowded when you first arrive they put you in a gym with 200 other people sleeping on a plastic stetcher half a foot away from someone else. Most people prefer it to the bay(south bay-sufolk county.
1) Where's flaco? He gotted bopped on that B&E, he's up Middleton til we can hustle up 300.
2) I got sentenced two years in Middleton, I was hoping for the farm.
3) The CO's at Middleton are way better than the bay.
4) I was just chillin' wit him last week, nows he's doing a two year bid up at Middleton.
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City located in Dane County in the state of Wisconsin. Was named the #1 Small City to live in America by Money Magazine. Was named #1 Whitest School in America by those on the south, north, east, and west side of Madison, WI. Hey, at least we don't got STDS like Verona, WI!
"Middleton has no black people. OH, wait, there's one.."
"Darling, that's a MEX-i-Can..."
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middleton, wisconsin. is the worst town in the whole universe.
everyone is fake, materialistic, anorexic, snotty, and rich. unless of course you're me, and have nothing. and just completely hate middleton and wish you could walk to florida or something.
i would rather die than go to middleton.
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Pretty much them same as the other towns in the Tri-Town area (Boxford,Topsfield), with a couple more stores and a O.K downtown area, still pretty boring
middleton is ok.....i guess
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way up in north asshole.
There's nothing to do in Middleton.
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