Middleton Milkshake

What is Middleton Milkshake?


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A "sexual" act which begins with a lady defecating into a glass of freshly collected breastmilk. This mixture is then stirred with a penis and used as lubricant for penetration. The mixture is usually simultaneously poured onto the partner's head and chest

I doubt very seriously that Dairy Queen will consider offering Middleton Milkshakes.

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