What is Middleton Milkshake?
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A "sexual" act which begins with a lady defecating into a glass of freshly collected breastmilk. This mixture is then stirred with a penis and used as lubricant for penetration. The mixture is usually simultaneously poured onto the partner's head and chest
I doubt very seriously that Dairy Queen will consider offering Middleton Milkshakes.
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a black womans vagina.
I couldnt eat her out because she had a purple taco.
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a black womans vagina.
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