Middletown Masher

What is Middletown Masher?

Dropping a duece on the sheets then rolling your mate into during sex. (famous in Middletown, DE)

Wendy turned the tables on Eric and gave him a Middletown Masher to welcome him home from a night of drinking.

Knowledge Bump

1. A more prominent occipital bone than typical. It was once believed that this area grew as knowledge was accumulated. More noticeable in ..

Velocycraptor

1. When your partner defecates on your big toe, and you drag it across their chest. Dude i gave your girlfriend a velocycraptor last night..

Kiddywhompus

1. Crazy, just straight up silly yo man that shit is straight up Kiddywhompus See crazy, silly, goofy, messed up..

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