Middletown Masher

What is Middletown Masher?

Dropping a duece on the sheets then rolling your mate into during sex. (famous in Middletown, DE)

Wendy turned the tables on Eric and gave him a Middletown Masher to welcome him home from a night of drinking.

Instadeath

1. An excessive concentration of something. Damn this coffee is strong enough to cause instadeath. See death, coffee, excessive..

Barfunkel

1. (n.)The miniature orgasm one experiences after urination. Often accompanied by a short tremor or shaking. Typically, barfunkels proce..

Portuguese Sponge Bath

1. Using jizz on a loofa to clean partner. "Dude I totally Portuguese sponge bathed your sister this weekend" See port, sponge,..

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