Middletown Masher

What is Middletown Masher?

Dropping a duece on the sheets then rolling your mate into during sex. (famous in Middletown, DE)

Wendy turned the tables on Eric and gave him a Middletown Masher to welcome him home from a night of drinking.

Zealose

1. Zealose Goliath Shruikon. The second Purger of Purgia. Father of Mink, Blink, Linxs, and one other...um...yeah. Zealose just pwned a va..

Uneducated

1. People who think they're cool but can't spell, let alone write a sentence that makes sense. Simply scroll through the comments..

Dfltfh

1. Die From Laughing Too Fucking Hard, basically the next version up from lol, rotfl, lmao, etc. A: A man escapes from prison where he ha..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Middletown Masher Edit Meaning