Middletown Masher

What is Middletown Masher?

Dropping a duece on the sheets then rolling your mate into during sex. (famous in Middletown, DE)

Wendy turned the tables on Eric and gave him a Middletown Masher to welcome him home from a night of drinking.

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Fedaddle

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Poppin' Chips

1. The act of smoking some weed. Jason and I were poppin' chips last night in the park. See Noah..

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