Middletown Masher

What is Middletown Masher?

Dropping a duece on the sheets then rolling your mate into during sex. (famous in Middletown, DE)

Wendy turned the tables on Eric and gave him a Middletown Masher to welcome him home from a night of drinking.

Poon Dragon

1. Poon from the midieval times, Sharron Stone. Or dragon shaped like a vagina. Your grandma is such a poon dragon, but i still love her. ..

Excel Raeburn

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Midas Punch

1. The gift of a golden shower while being fisted. Hopefully in a nice way. The midas punch was the only thing that got her to stop calli..

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