Middletown Masher

What is Middletown Masher?

Dropping a duece on the sheets then rolling your mate into during sex. (famous in Middletown, DE)

Wendy turned the tables on Eric and gave him a Middletown Masher to welcome him home from a night of drinking.

Ass Crack Juice

1. After an intimate session of woman on top, her cum that makes its way down into a guys ass crack- reacting with his ass juice(sweat) to..

Zzina

1. a bitch or stupid woman jeez elanor you are such a zzina See bitch, cunt, slut..

Optical Poptitude

1. When you sneeze so hard that your eyeballs pop out of their sockets. Alex sneezed so ferociously that optical poptitude occured and had..

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