Middletown Masher

What is Middletown Masher?

Dropping a duece on the sheets then rolling your mate into during sex. (famous in Middletown, DE)

Wendy turned the tables on Eric and gave him a Middletown Masher to welcome him home from a night of drinking.

Spoors Treatment

1. n. When a person is at their most patronising and condecending, whilst being hypocritical at every given moment. People who utilise the ..

Wrecking Ball

1. the act of of taking your balls and slaping a woman in the face so hard with your ball sack that it leaves a black eye. that (the) wrec..

Dew Point Average

1. the dew and barometric pressure of the humidity on and around your balls and asshole. (grundle) Man, my dew point is about 100% right n..

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