What is Middletown, Pennsylvania?


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A small town in Pennsylvania, where no one likes the mayor. The place to be is J&Js. Yuck yuck is a local legend. All the girls have bleach blonde hair thats been died five times or more and wear too much eyeliner. Whenever anyone calls 911 theres four cop cars, two ambulances and a swat team. You know that "West is the Best, East is the Least, and Central has Potential." . Your parents sign papers that allow the school to give you drugs so you don't get cancer if TMI burns down. People take the day off school for opening day of hershey park. Cona Cabana is the place for ice cream. Everyone knows everyone.

OMG! did you hear about that girl from Middletown, Pennsylvania?

See gay, queer, homo, boring


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