What is Middling?
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The awkward stage of dating someone when enough time has passed that you should be official, yet both parties have no idea what their title is.
Me:Are you guys together yet? Whats the deal?
You:I have no idea what we are, so I guess were middling. This sucks!
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Random Words:
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An obituary for a bad ass person.
Jimmy: When I die, people will read about my crazy fuckin awesome life in my obadassuary in the paper..