What is Middling?
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The awkward stage of dating someone when enough time has passed that you should be official, yet both parties have no idea what their title is.
Me:Are you guys together yet? Whats the deal?
You:I have no idea what we are, so I guess were middling. This sucks!
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A woman with delicious proportions; so hot she could melt a block of cheese
Joe!! Look at that hot cheese over there!
See Big Joe
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A girl who will suck your dick before you've even had a chance to wipe the underwear lint off of it.
He didn't have a chance ..