What is Midge?
1.
A very small person in all regards.
Damn, you know that guy Tai. I hearrd some girl say he was a total midge.
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2.
a short cuddly individual who makes the lives of lots of people a whole lot better by their midginess.
I love that young MIDGE, dont you? isnt he so nice and friendly, like a badger before it becomes enraged and bloodthirsty.
3.
Another word for Vagina. Specifically from the South Park Episode "A Million Little Fibers" featuring Towelie, in which Oprah's vagina named Midge and her asshole named Gary plot to get her fired.
female outcry: You're not putting that thing near my midge!
insult: Aww, do you need a cup of ice water for your swollen midge?
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4.
When one takes an explosive shit that hurts the anus. One would think that a midget or short person was hiding in the toilet with a lighter held to their ass.
After a late night call for Taco Bell, Tommy used one too many packets of fire sauce- After retiring for an hour or so in the restroom, Tommy commented to his friends, "Wow, I think i just got attacked by a midge in the bathroom!!!"
After a week of consuming a diet of habeneros and hard-boiled eggs, Shane felt overwhelmed by the constant battling of the "midge."
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5.
A person who talks with a high squeaky voice.
A midge is like a young boy how hasn't hit puberty, a girl with a little voice.
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1: a small fly. see myiasis
Etymology: Middle English migge, from Old English mycg; akin to Old High German mucka midge, Greek myia fly, Latin musca
Date: before 12th century
biting midgegall midge
The hair had lice playing jacks, the pupils were sewer-green, all's he needed was someone to mourn him and maybe a biting midge to keep him off his feet.
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Slang word for some really good
"Two thousand pounds of midge, I sold that shit my damn self." - Rapper
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