What is Midge-riff?
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The area on a midget(or little person/dwarf)exposed when wearing a short shirt or low rise pants. Same as a regualr sized persons mid-riff but pint sized.
Jimmy "Dude, did you see Gidgets mad midge-riff in that outfit"
Cleetus "Yeah, I love seeing her little naval exposed"
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the awkward sideways look you get from someone with hair and/or fuzz in their eye. often misinterpreted as a look of unfounded superiori.. 
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The spreading of slutty legs.
I went to town on that vajunction...