Midget Mallet

What is Midget Mallet?

When you stick a midget on the end of your dick and swing her around beating someone to death.

SephirothXWEAPON: and coming over ther to beat you over the head with a midget mallet!

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V-lock

1. n; the action of a girl crossing her legs to restrict access to the cooteror Vag. a move often pulled by Virgins. Owens: yo franky, y..

Ewack

1. combine ejaculate and wacking-off (synonyms of masturbating) person 1: what are ya doin Friday? person 2: i'll probably ewack..

Headin'

1. To leave, to go, to remove ones self, to take off. I'm headin' to the store for some chips and condoms. See leaving, going..

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