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raising your voice in a very annoying way. mothers are pro at it.
my mom is pro at hyphanating everything especially when I fuck up.
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The most epic fail possible. This is a fail so epic that it touches the border of being a win but is still undeniably a fail.
This fail..
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Chocolates bought for one's better half in order to smooth over a situation.
"I came in wasted last night, pissed the bed. Be..