Midget Porn

What is Midget Porn?

1.

half price at your local porn retailer

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2.

Instant orgasmevery time.

I luv MIDGET PORN and MIDGET PORN luvs me.

Don't fuck with a good thing!

(p.s. I dig the way they squeal.)

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3.

Pornography where people who are short in stature partake in sexual acts. Sometimes depicted in baby jumpsuits and diapers.

I dunno, never watched it. . .

Paul: "there was this porno where they where dressed as babies!"

Francis: "Oh yeah!! Midget Porn!!! that's deadly!"

Paul: "Eh, Midgets?? surre. . . .!"

Gareth: "DAAAMN!?!?! Franny watches baby porn!!"

Francis: "It's not babies it's midget porn!"

Paul: "What's that?! Male babies?!?!"

All: "Franny, your sick!"

See midget, porn, babies

4.

Imagine two dwarves with tiny weiners and itty-bitty poopers and, my friend, you've got midget porn. Highly erotic.

The 70's euro-midget porn-fetish-scat film " 18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner" is a textbook example of what makes a dick hard.

See dead babies, yogurt, cheese, onions, taco, spelling, grammar, poop, 1337 h4x

5.

when someone finds out something they're not suppose to.

me and bryan found some midget porn on liza's computer.

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