Midget Shaster

What is Midget Shaster?


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Used to prod midgets out of your way. Usually telescopic in design for greater distance. At full length, can be swung like a bat to provide more clearance at 2-3 midgets in one fowl swoop.

"That guy has the longest midget shaster I've seen."

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"He had such a long midget shaster he couldn't keep it in his pants."


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