Midland

What is Midland?


1.

One of the single most boring places to live. This town is the hometown of the Dow Chemical Company and Dow Corning. Consequently inhabitants tend to mutate. Located in Michigan.

Person 1: Im like totally hanging out at Jen's house in Midland Tonight

Person 2: Hope you dont come back glowing green.

See midland, glowing, chemical, michigan, mi, lame, boring, dow, ugh

2.

Small town in Ontario, North of Barrie and Orillia, south of Port Severn/Muskoka area. Could possible be the birth place of crack/cocaine. And has the highest crackhead/population ratio.

Therefore, residence know how to party, and send city folk crawlin home on their hands and knees.

Midland, Ontario, Canada

See crack, party, drinking, bush, town

3.

Easily The Dirtiest Most Fucked up Place on the face of the earth. Its a Place Where Abo's Congregate To Drink Emu Export...Then Sleep...And in some cases....Die. Midland is a pimple on societys ass. Oh yea i spose its got a train station which is ok...But the rest is Fucked.

P.S - Midland Is in Australia, W.A....

"Dude are you going to midland tonight?", "What the fuck man? Who in their right mind would want to go there???"

See australia, midland, train station, coons, abos, niggers


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