Midland Texas

What is Midland Texas?


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The Butthole of the world, everything is brown because it is the butthole.

The town is made up of Old Pediafile Oilers, Freakish cult churches, banks, gay jocks, Preppy sluts who will end up all getting pregnant by the gay jocks so the jocks can cover up their sexuality, Skanky girls with daddys money who really need to stop tanning & wearing a cake for a face, Retarded scene so called hardcore losers who smoke at starbucks & hang out there & pick fights with the preps over at what a burger, attention seeking emo theater kids, crappy teen bands who think they are good but really are not.. they call them selves christian bands (yet they all use that for an excuse to why they suck) yet they are screaming freaky gibberish no one knows, stupid kickers who need to shove thier ugly damn boots up their car club asses, white boys that think they are straight up thugging

& then you have the few normal people

who are ready to leave this shit hole any chance they get

basically the town is made up of churches & banks go figure

Oh Midland Texas, you mean the place that reminds you of the hills have eyes...oh yeah that place is shit

See midland, butthole, crap, fags


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