What is Midland, Tx?
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A bottomless void at which life has a hard time of escaping. 3 bars and 218 churches, this town is not suitable for teenagers or young adults.
A great place to raise kids and grow old, but Midland, Tx is a hell hole for those between 12 and 30.
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A great band with such songs as "Midnight Crush". Lead guitarist Devin Malone is fuckin' amazing!
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What overly religious people call Tampons, especailly Southern Baptists.
Old Lady to friend:
Look at that tramp buying Satan's ..
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A one-liner that claims that the forumthread is a troll
-"I AM THE MAN WHO DID GOATSE!"
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