Midland, Tx

What is Midland, Tx?

A bottomless void at which life has a hard time of escaping. 3 bars and 218 churches, this town is not suitable for teenagers or young adults.

A great place to raise kids and grow old, but Midland, Tx is a hell hole for those between 12 and 30.

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Zookakke

1. A sexual act in which you will need the following animals: An elephant, a lion, a zebra, and a llama. The reciever of a zookakke must ..

Unleashin The Salami

1. A romantic way to pleasure the ladies. She was being cold to me so i unleashed the salami and slapped that bitch...

Rod Carew

1. To go to third base directly from first base, skipping second base. In other words, to go straight to oral sex from kissing, without eve..

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