What is Midland, Tx?
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A bottomless void at which life has a hard time of escaping. 3 bars and 218 churches, this town is not suitable for teenagers or young adults.
A great place to raise kids and grow old, but Midland, Tx is a hell hole for those between 12 and 30.
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What Arnold Schwarzenegger calls his uncle in law, Ted Kennedy.
Uncle Porky tragically resembles a pig in human form...
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When one ventures into the outside world late at night (between 3am and 6am looking for more booze/sex/drugs in particular), and decides..
