Midland, Tx

What is Midland, Tx?

A bottomless void at which life has a hard time of escaping. 3 bars and 218 churches, this town is not suitable for teenagers or young adults.

A great place to raise kids and grow old, but Midland, Tx is a hell hole for those between 12 and 30.

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