Midland, Tx

What is Midland, Tx?

A bottomless void at which life has a hard time of escaping. 3 bars and 218 churches, this town is not suitable for teenagers or young adults.

A great place to raise kids and grow old, but Midland, Tx is a hell hole for those between 12 and 30.

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Zans

1. Short for the prescription drug xanax. Can mean xanax bars or footballs. Hey can you find any of them zans? See zans, bars, footballs..

Pornicorn

1. Someone wearing a strap-on dildo on their foreheads. Like a Unicorn, but pornographic. "I love it when Howard straps on the rubb..

Talking In Morse Code

1. To swear so much that if it would be sensored it would sound like some sort of morse code message. Jimmy: "God I am so f*cking pis..

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