What is Midland, Tx?
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A bottomless void at which life has a hard time of escaping. 3 bars and 218 churches, this town is not suitable for teenagers or young adults.
A great place to raise kids and grow old, but Midland, Tx is a hell hole for those between 12 and 30.
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one who likes cats and has a booger hanging out of his eyeball
that kid was chasing a cat; he's a tommy markham
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A tried and tested method of getting somebody from Manchester to shut up for 5 minutes. A muzzle is the name given to a fart filled pin..
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cum in a girls mouth, punch her in the stomach quickly, watch the cum bubbles come out of her nose! (resembles a sick dragon)
Dude i ga..
