What is Midland, Tx?
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A bottomless void at which life has a hard time of escaping. 3 bars and 218 churches, this town is not suitable for teenagers or young adults.
A great place to raise kids and grow old, but Midland, Tx is a hell hole for those between 12 and 30.
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character on Bubba the Love Sponge show, on Sirius Satellite Radio
"Balloon Knot... I love you in a non-faggot way."
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The process of smearing vegemite between another mans ass crack then doing them from behind. Invented for TPG (Tim the Pimp Gimp)
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