Midlandburd Edit Meaning

1. An abbreviation for "I'm thinking of your penis right now." You receive a text message that simply says, "Itoyprn&q..

1. when you are trying to make it to the bathroom, but shit in your pants before you make it to the toilet. I ate a bean burrito from q-du..

1. When you are playing with your junk- finish- and accidentally cum on yourself. I was laying down in bed and my girlfriend was going dow..