What is Midlands?
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By far the best part of England.
BBC midlands today
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The Midlands -
1. A fictional place in Britain because no one knows where it really starts or finishes.
2. Re-named to Birmingham to disguise its poor identity and reputation. This didn't work
''I'm from the Midlands''
''You mean you're from Birmingham''
''Yes''
''Poor Sod''
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