Midlife

What is Midlife?

Midlife,

Do dont let him check your shorts.

Lover of sheep, Owner and President of "Bank Of Midlife"

Substanial penalty for early withdrawl

Midlife stole my Sheep, But he did get me a good deal on a loan!

Goopiepoopalitis

1. fecal matter which sticks to your anal cavity and takes at least five wipes to alleviate and has a uncanny resemblence to really thick p..

Cobra Armed

1. when you reach the level of highness that causes you to believe yourself to be the cobra from the car alarm commercial that bites the sh..

Shine Your Apple

1. To Masturbate, or have oral sex 1.wow, she just shined his apple 2.Mark is shining his apple 3.My god do you always have to shine you..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Midlife Edit Meaning