Mid-life Chrysler

What is Mid-life Chrysler?


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Any car purchased by a man suffering through a midlife crisis and uses a new car to hide his age, baldness, lack of being up-to-date, or all/some of the above.

"Heard Jim's dad got a new Mustang," "I heard the rogaine didn't cut it, so for his 40th he bought himself a Mid-life Chrysler."

See midlife crisis, midlife, aging


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