Midlife Crisis

What is Midlife Crisis?


1.

The point in an adults life where they get all concerned that they're old and start acting what they think is 'young'.

He was calling the kids on the street dudeand saying like a lot. It was scary.

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2.

"When an old man buys twenty lamborghinis." -Diggy Simmons

"A man with a midlife crisis buys a corvette, a man with a lamborghini has no crisis." -Joseph "Rev Run" Simmons

See lamborghini, midlife, midlife crisis, mid life crisis, crisis, simmons

3.

When your 40-60 and your riding a motor cycle with long hair and beard (usually going white) and a bandana to cover it.

You see that old guy on the Harley, he must be having a midlife crisis


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