What is Mid-life Crisis Mobile?
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(mid lIf 'krI-s&s 'mo-"bEl)
abbr. MLCM
A Mid-Life Crisis Mobile is traditionally a small, sporty automobile, and most often convertible. Common examples of such an automobile are the Mazda Miata, the Lexus SC430, the Chevrolet SSR, and any of a large number of Italian cars that cost as much as a house. The archetypical owner of a Mid-Life Crisis Mobile is male, 37-50 years old, has hair that is thinning or graying (or both). If there is a passenger, there are two possibilities; a female approximately the same age as the driver (the driver's original wife), or a female in her early to mid 20s with bleached hair and enhanced cleavage (either the driver's mistress or new trophy wife).
Compare to
"Hey Brent, did your dad just get a convertible Mustang? That car is such an MLCM. What's next, fake boobs on your mom?"
