Midlifecrisismobile

What is Midlifecrisismobile?

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Like the penismobile. An expensive sportscar, often a convertible, bought by middle-aged businessmen going through their midlife crises and want to feel young again, completely unaware that they look like morons.

Never drive a convertible if you are graying or balding, or it is automatically a midlifecrisismobile.
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