What is Mid-loaf Crisis?
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Anything that spoils the enjoyment of a good shit. eg. the doorbell or telephone ringing, a realization that there's no toilet paper or a policeman approaching the shop doorway.
I was relaxing on the toilet the other day when I had a Mid-loaf crisis. I discovered that the sport section was missing out of my morning paper.
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A.) The act of driving by in your car, and screaming "Horsecock!" out the window as loud as you can at some poor bastard. Usua..
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HAve a bitch give u a hand job. catch your come and slap that hoe cross the face
i snached that cum outa mid air and then did the Hoo..
