Mid-loaf Crisis

What is Mid-loaf Crisis?

1.

Anything that spoils the enjoyment of a good shit. eg. the doorbell or telephone ringing, a realization that there's no toilet paper or a policeman approaching the shop doorway.

I was relaxing on the toilet the other day when I had a Mid-loaf crisis. I discovered that the sport section was missing out of my morning paper.

See profanasaurus, viz, shit, toilet, humour
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