What is Mid-loaf Crisis?
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Anything that spoils the enjoyment of a good shit. eg. the doorbell or telephone ringing, a realization that there's no toilet paper or a policeman approaching the shop doorway.
I was relaxing on the toilet the other day when I had a Mid-loaf crisis. I discovered that the sport section was missing out of my morning paper.
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A song sung by Judy Garland in The wizard of Oz. Taken now to mean a homosexual.
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Verb: To reach around your woman and pluck her nipples as if milking a cow, while doing her in the butt.
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