What is Mid-loaf Crisis?
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Anything that spoils the enjoyment of a good shit. eg. the doorbell or telephone ringing, a realization that there's no toilet paper or a policeman approaching the shop doorway.
I was relaxing on the toilet the other day when I had a Mid-loaf crisis. I discovered that the sport section was missing out of my morning paper.
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the art of letting your man juice within 10 seconds after making out.
The girl made the boy cream his pants. (10-second-tom)
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saying something funny but sorta offensive...
dood your balls are tiny...
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