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the stain on your pants left behind when you get a lap dance from a stripper who's on her period
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A cool refreshing drink made on the rocks with Captain Morgan Rum, Tonic, and a zesty lemmon wedge.
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Jogging with a turd in your pants.
Man I got the worst bum chaffing from going logjogging...