Midnight Finger

What is Midnight Finger?


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This is when you are laying with a chick that has fallen asleep and you are so horny that you try and finger her in the pussy while she sleeps. This is often followed up with the immediate "Midnight Slap," "What were you just doing!!??" and the "Get out of my room!"

She fell asleep and I tried to give her the midnight finger.

See sneaky finger


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