What is Midnight Golfer?
1.
A nonsensical piece of slang made popular in a MadTV skit. The joke is that it's supposed to sound like "light in the loafers," but it has no actual meaning.
BC: Hey, check out the shirt Roger's wearing today.
PL: Yeah. Nice shirt.
BC: You know what I heard about Roger?
PL: What?
BC: The guy's a midnight golfer.
PL: What?
BC: He's a midnight golfer -- Roger.
PL: He's a midnight golfer, he likes to golf at night?
BC: Yeah, he's a midnight golfer.
PL: I don't know what you mean.
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2.
someone who chases balls in the dark, or likes to putt in the rough. A homsexual male.
Yo, I don't care what you say -- any dude who cries at the end of Brokeback Mountain is a midnight golfer for sure.
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3.
one who has all of his lanterns in one submarine
Dude you said that you would make out with
Ben Afflack?????
You are a total midnight golfer now
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4.
A racist, derogatory, stereotypical term used to describe an African-American.
Look at that Midnight Golfer. 'Dat niggas in a trance staring at that booty.
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