What is Midnight Grundle Snack?


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When a girl gets drunk and starts to give you a blowjob(usually late at night), but because she is drunk she bites your dick. At this point you slap her, however you still want her to finish because you are hornybut she is too drunk to do it right so she keeps chewing up your junk.

When Kim gets drunk she turns into a total cock fiend, but my dick always feels like a chew toy after she has her Midnight Grundle Snack.

See blowjob, beef bus, biter, lumberjack breakfast


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