What is Midnight Lotto Ticket?
1.
Ejaculating on a woman's back while she sleeps in your bed, so that it hardens overnight, and the only way she can remove it the next day is by scratching it off with a quarter.
This chick passed out in my bed before we could do anything, so I gave her a midnight lotto ticket.
See
Random Words:
1.
Movement that would allow for a legal union between a man and his fist(the ultimate spousal unit).
A man should be given the special tr..
1.
Refers to an individual, usually a hothead, that rambles on about their athletic prowess. Popular among beer-league softball players an..
1.
An innate fear of the clothing label Hot Topic, associated mainly with 6th-8th graders.
Me - yeah so I went into Hot Topic the other da..
