What is Midnight Lotto Ticket?
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Ejaculating on a woman's back while she sleeps in your bed, so that it hardens overnight, and the only way she can remove it the next day is by scratching it off with a quarter.
This chick passed out in my bed before we could do anything, so I gave her a midnight lotto ticket.
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what you say when you're frustrated with someone, or something
"fucking computer won't work DIE DIE DIE!"
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I defer to your authority
A:I think it is not worth the trouble of
fixing.
B: You're the doctor
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really early in the morning.
I had a flight to catch, so I had to wake up at the ass-crack of dawn.
See morning, crack, tired, complai..
