What is Midnight Lotto Ticket?
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Ejaculating on a woman's back while she sleeps in your bed, so that it hardens overnight, and the only way she can remove it the next day is by scratching it off with a quarter.
This chick passed out in my bed before we could do anything, so I gave her a midnight lotto ticket.
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very much under the influence of one or a variety of substances
Back in my wild days I was loaded to the gunwales every other night
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The ability to shit through a screen door and leave no trace you were ever there.
Man, when we got back from Honduras, I have a wicked ..
