What is Midnight Lotto Ticket?
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Ejaculating on a woman's back while she sleeps in your bed, so that it hardens overnight, and the only way she can remove it the next day is by scratching it off with a quarter.
This chick passed out in my bed before we could do anything, so I gave her a midnight lotto ticket.
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a foul or immoral action; incorrect by traditional standards; wrong way of doing something
ya you COULD fit three people on that couch...
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Misunderstanding + Autocompletion = Autostanding
What happens when you use an iPhone or other PDA/phone that has automatic text correct..
