What is Midnight Lotto Ticket?

1.

Ejaculating on a woman's back while she sleeps in your bed, so that it hardens overnight, and the only way she can remove it the next day is by scratching it off with a quarter.

This chick passed out in my bed before we could do anything, so I gave her a midnight lotto ticket.

See dirty sanchez, rusty trombone
44

Random Words:

Flugull
1. flugull is the new definition of cool that was flugull how that chick asked for my number See cool, awesome, bad ass, sweet, narly..
Read more
Oinkbark
1. An Oinkbark is a communist pig-dog. "That Steve guy is such an oinkbark." See communist, pig, dog, pinko, liberal..
Read more
Gammysanker
1. GAMMYSANKER: pronounced - gammie-sanká. Def: 1) a group of individuals, who after the consumption of copious amounts of alcohol, becom..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free