What is Midnight Lotto Ticket?
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Ejaculating on a woman's back while she sleeps in your bed, so that it hardens overnight, and the only way she can remove it the next day is by scratching it off with a quarter.
This chick passed out in my bed before we could do anything, so I gave her a midnight lotto ticket.
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a type of prejudice, relating to punctuality; opposition of lateness, tardiness, and all forms of procrastination; elitist with regards ..
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the stick with the rubber plunger at the end used to force extra large peices of shit down the toilet. see also shit stick.
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1337 sp34k = leet speak = elite talk.
something used by hackers or someone who is bored in online gaming.
//007 = w00t = woot = yay.
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