What is Midnight Lotto Ticket?

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Ejaculating on a woman's back while she sleeps in your bed, so that it hardens overnight, and the only way she can remove it the next day is by scratching it off with a quarter.

This chick passed out in my bed before we could do anything, so I gave her a midnight lotto ticket.

See dirty sanchez, rusty trombone
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