What is Midnight Lotto Ticket?

1.

Ejaculating on a woman's back while she sleeps in your bed, so that it hardens overnight, and the only way she can remove it the next day is by scratching it off with a quarter.

This chick passed out in my bed before we could do anything, so I gave her a midnight lotto ticket.

See dirty sanchez, rusty trombone
44

Random Words:

Geekl
1. A mix between geek and kl (shortened version of cool) used in Instant Messaging when describing a cool geek "OMG, you are such a g..
Read more
Spelling Natzi
1. A person who's (seemingly) sole objective online is to correct a persons spelling/grammar. They perform the same task as spellcheck..
Read more
Omgwtfroflpwn
1. O My God What The Fuck Rolling On The Floor Laughing Pwn Noob: omg wtf Shotty snipers on Ghost Town again leet: OMGWTFROFLPWN!!! See ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free