What is Midnight Lotto Ticket?
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Ejaculating on a woman's back while she sleeps in your bed, so that it hardens overnight, and the only way she can remove it the next day is by scratching it off with a quarter.
This chick passed out in my bed before we could do anything, so I gave her a midnight lotto ticket.
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n.
1. lameness, stupidity, baseness
I saw the new Pauly shore movie in all its lame-itude...
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to be disappointed or "bummed" out
man the gas prices are really harshing my happy
See bummer, dude, disappointing, morose..
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aka: The MJ... The act of pushing a foreign object into ones Urethra. i.e q-tips, metal objects, fingers, and small game pieces.
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