What is Midnight Lotto Ticket?
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Ejaculating on a woman's back while she sleeps in your bed, so that it hardens overnight, and the only way she can remove it the next day is by scratching it off with a quarter.
This chick passed out in my bed before we could do anything, so I gave her a midnight lotto ticket.
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Song by Bob Marley...also look for zion
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Cigarette, fag, cancer tube
I'm going down to the smokers' ghetto to have me a health stick.
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when you pinch you dick in your zipper on you jeans, shorts, ect
OUCH FUCK! I JUST ZIPPERDICKED MYSELF
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