What is Midnight Lotto Ticket?


1.

Ejaculating on a woman's back while she sleeps in your bed, so that it hardens overnight, and the only way she can remove it the next day is by scratching it off with a quarter.

This chick passed out in my bed before we could do anything, so I gave her a midnight lotto ticket.

See dirty sanchez, rusty trombone


44

Random Words:

1. Small amounts of crack cocaine or heroin sold on the street to clientele usually in the form of dimes and twenty's. My clique is h..
1. a fat metro-sexual mama's boy Tim- "dude why is bill such a lovecky?" Mark-"I dont know not enough or maybe to muc..
1. To plan a road trip, get all of your friends to commit to it, and then to sucker one of them into driving so that you can drink the whol..