What is Midnight Lotto Ticket?
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Ejaculating on a woman's back while she sleeps in your bed, so that it hardens overnight, and the only way she can remove it the next day is by scratching it off with a quarter.
This chick passed out in my bed before we could do anything, so I gave her a midnight lotto ticket.
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Random Words:
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A excedingly tough situation.
Meeting my girlfriend's parents was such an ass clincher
See tough, hard, sticky..
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Lime rickey that tastes like stone...
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a fake name/pen name
*from One Jump Ahead in Aladin*
Aladin:
One jump ahead of the slowpokes,
One skip ahead of my doom.
Next time..
