What is Midnight Lotto Ticket?


1.

Ejaculating on a woman's back while she sleeps in your bed, so that it hardens overnight, and the only way she can remove it the next day is by scratching it off with a quarter.

This chick passed out in my bed before we could do anything, so I gave her a midnight lotto ticket.

See dirty sanchez, rusty trombone


44

Random Words:

1. 1. What happens when 13-year-old girls get on Urban Dictionary and make their boyfriends' names a entry with a stupid definition li..
1. The (extreme) reinforcement (read: over-hyping) of ideas and/or beliefs that occurs when like-minded people communicate with each other...
1. A muck ring is the ring of shit that forms around a penis during anal sex. A Felcher is one who felches. Therefore an MRLF is someone ..