What is Midnight Lotto Ticket?
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Ejaculating on a woman's back while she sleeps in your bed, so that it hardens overnight, and the only way she can remove it the next day is by scratching it off with a quarter.
This chick passed out in my bed before we could do anything, so I gave her a midnight lotto ticket.
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to cause laughter by acting crazy
You need to get your uproarious ass up out this piece, before a cap gets popped...
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some one who is a lying asshole
lying to me only makes you an asshole's asshole.
See asshole, jerk, dick face, bitch, lier..