What is Midnight Lotto Ticket?


1.

Ejaculating on a woman's back while she sleeps in your bed, so that it hardens overnight, and the only way she can remove it the next day is by scratching it off with a quarter.

This chick passed out in my bed before we could do anything, so I gave her a midnight lotto ticket.

See dirty sanchez, rusty trombone


44

Random Words:

1. a word use by shakespare in 1659; meaning cool or snazzy or a or any other word along those lines guy 1; hey whats for tea? guy 2; mac..
1. One who would much rather use green telephones than a rope with two cans on the ends. "Stupid kappel. Alex is stupid" See ka..
1. An object that has come into contact with jizz/semen... generally a large amount. These object's are usually owned by people named ..