What is Midnight Lotto Ticket?
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Ejaculating on a woman's back while she sleeps in your bed, so that it hardens overnight, and the only way she can remove it the next day is by scratching it off with a quarter.
This chick passed out in my bed before we could do anything, so I gave her a midnight lotto ticket.
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The ultimate yum. A yum in which your taste buds explode in pure orgasmic enjoyment.
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People who usually voted Democratic, but have been taken in by the Bush administration's fear-mongering.
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