What is Midnight Lotto Ticket?
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Ejaculating on a woman's back while she sleeps in your bed, so that it hardens overnight, and the only way she can remove it the next day is by scratching it off with a quarter.
This chick passed out in my bed before we could do anything, so I gave her a midnight lotto ticket.
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To have sex with the mother of the person the phrase is aimed at.
Hey fag, last night I fucked you... IN THE MOM!
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A term meaning giant ugly-facebot who has hair like that of the body of a carrot, and thinks that the inverse of 1/6 is lunch. Also mea..
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An ugly undead priest in world of warcraft.
Damn, you see that guild's main healer? Such a meagameara.
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