What is Midnight Lunar Lander?


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Wait until the dead of night and she is sound asleep. Sit on her entire mug establishing the best seal possible. When she awakens and draws her first gasp of air (timing critical), bust ass as hard as possible. The resulting effect leaves her with a strong desire to remove a space helmet.

Christine pissed me off, so I launched a midnight lunar lander on her dumb ass.

See face, fart, shit, let one rip


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