What is Midnight Lunar Lander?


1.

Wait until the dead of night and she is sound asleep. Sit on her entire mug establishing the best seal possible. When she awakens and draws her first gasp of air (timing critical), bust ass as hard as possible. The resulting effect leaves her with a strong desire to remove a space helmet.

Christine pissed me off, so I launched a midnight lunar lander on her dumb ass.

See face, fart, shit, let one rip


80

Random Words:

1. Excited beyond self-control or the restraint of reason; inflamed by violent or uncontrollable desire to bitch slap someone, especially y..
1. A term I learned in the back country of Wyoming working with roughnecks in the patch (oil/gas drilling site). It implies that you are bo..
1. term that means NO, but is literally translated to "NO, yes cheese." It is only used as no and nothing else. Roland: Can I u..