What is Midnight Lunar Lander?
1.
Wait until the dead of night and she is sound asleep. Sit on her entire mug establishing the best seal possible. When she awakens and draws her first gasp of air (timing critical), bust ass as hard as possible. The resulting effect leaves her with a strong desire to remove a space helmet.
Christine pissed me off, so I launched a midnight lunar lander on her dumb ass.
See
Random Words:
1.
An individual who is so worthless/incompetent/lazy that it would've been more productive for offspring's parents to not have e..
1.
if there is someone in your life that is an arrogant asshole, who thinks whatever he thinks is the outcome of the problem, then what do..
