What is Midnight Lunar Lander?


1.

Wait until the dead of night and she is sound asleep. Sit on her entire mug establishing the best seal possible. When she awakens and draws her first gasp of air (timing critical), bust ass as hard as possible. The resulting effect leaves her with a strong desire to remove a space helmet.

Christine pissed me off, so I launched a midnight lunar lander on her dumb ass.

See face, fart, shit, let one rip


80

Random Words:

1. to go all out no stopping, savin it out Dam AG was reppin tuff last night as he drank that whole fith See reppin, balls out, tuff..
1. See Revolutionary War, which was: America (the fledgling British colony) VS Great Britain (the great empire) "There are posers ..
1. 1)President of the good old USofA. 2)lump of dog shit oh look George W Bush has been elected again. oh no ive stepped in George W Bus..