What is Midnight Lunar Lander?
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Wait until the dead of night and she is sound asleep. Sit on her entire mug establishing the best seal possible. When she awakens and draws her first gasp of air (timing critical), bust ass as hard as possible. The resulting effect leaves her with a strong desire to remove a space helmet.
Christine pissed me off, so I launched a midnight lunar lander on her dumb ass.
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What we call Bailee Morris when she's being silly and girly.
Squiddly-diddly!!! Stop playing in your makeup and get your face out..
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people that are 25% white
my kids' mama is half white...datz y they be quarter crackers
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people that are 25% white
my kids&ap..
