What is Midnight Lunar Lander?
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Wait until the dead of night and she is sound asleep. Sit on her entire mug establishing the best seal possible. When she awakens and draws her first gasp of air (timing critical), bust ass as hard as possible. The resulting effect leaves her with a strong desire to remove a space helmet.
Christine pissed me off, so I launched a midnight lunar lander on her dumb ass.
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A vagina with loose labia that resemble meat in color and texture. Typically roast beef and ham.
She has sex with alot of people. I bet..
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When a red neck cannot find a female companion for the night and has no other choice than to become a homosexual in order to get laid.....
