What is Midnight Lunar Lander?


1.

Wait until the dead of night and she is sound asleep. Sit on her entire mug establishing the best seal possible. When she awakens and draws her first gasp of air (timing critical), bust ass as hard as possible. The resulting effect leaves her with a strong desire to remove a space helmet.

Christine pissed me off, so I launched a midnight lunar lander on her dumb ass.

See face, fart, shit, let one rip


80

Random Words:

1. These are the 2 best names in the world! they are cooler than any other name in the world! that includes u!! its means they are HOT!!!, ..
1. a nickname given for when one is acting a fool. Good job Negronidas, way to bring a knife to a gun fight. See black, white, asian, neg..
1. A promiscuous young girl, who has the body & the smarts. This girl can, will & has "won" or "stolen" the boy..