Midnight Meat Train Edit Meaning

1.

When Cook, JJ, and Peter are all lined up elephant style in the dark. All three are to be naked. The member in the back will then shout out "All aboard!" and then thrust his genitals into the man's ass in front of him. This motion should set up a train reaction to where the second man in line has thrust his genitals into the front man's ass. The member in the front will begin to start making sounds much like a train.

"Dude, I could hear Cook, JJ, and Peter last night."

"Yea, they were pulling a midnight meat train."

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2.

(v.) To propose to your girl and then, promptly, throw her over a bar counter and fuck her from behind to celebrate your happy moment.

"Dude! Jack pulled a midnight meat train last night!"

"Really? How romantic!"

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3.

1.) An extremely badass movie.

2.) A word meaning a black man's penis

"Have you seen Midnight Meat Train?"

"No I don't like black cock."

"What the fuck, no the movie dipshit"

"Oh oh oh oh, yeah totally I love that movie."

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4.

1. n. Another euphemism for penis.

2. The best movie title since 'Snakes on a Plane', staring Vinny Jones. Holds the record for most people brutally murdered in front of a masturbating audience.

"Hey baby, you wanna take a ride on the midnight meat train?"

Jon: "I'm really confused about my sexuality."

Jack: "What gives?"

Jon: "I beat it to 'Midnight Meat Train' last week, and now I can't orgasm without seeing blood."

Jack: "You're a sick man."

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