Midnight Moisturizer

What is Midnight Moisturizer?

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you jerk off into a sleeping or passed out girls hand, then tickle her nose with a feather, then she proceeds to wipe her face with her seaman filled hand

Last night Nicole got hammered and passed out, so Chris gave her the midnight moisturizer. She woke up in the morning and looked like a glazed doughnut.

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