Midnight Moose

What is Midnight Moose?


1.

Morning breath.

The story of the Midnight Moose is that it's a moose, who goes around at night taking dumps in people's mouths as they sleep. So when they wake up, they have bad breath.

Lastnight I was visted by the Morning Moose.


77

Random Words:

1. Quickly leave the area. AO is military for Area of Operations. "The shits coming down. We gotta unass the AO!" See Paul..
1. A really cheap, crappy second-rate hotel. (looking around at the dumpy lobby) Man, this place is skeevy - a real Motel 5. See motel 6,..
1. It is a moment when some epically fails.It is usually said to a person who fails at life.It is the uber word that PWNS! BlackGuy:Did yo..