Midnight Moose

What is Midnight Moose?

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Morning breath.

The story of the Midnight Moose is that it's a moose, who goes around at night taking dumps in people's mouths as they sleep. So when they wake up, they have bad breath.

Lastnight I was visted by the Morning Moose.
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