Midnight Poke Edit Meaning

1. when a guy fingers a girls vagina and when she isnt looking he smells his finger to see if it smells. if his finger doesnt smell he if f..

1. a turd floating in the river mersey oh look, that guy is swimming right into that mersey marsbar, i hope he's hungry. See bungles..

1. Someone who has spent at least 913489545 hours in a tanning bed, and has acquired an unearthly citrus glow. Check out that orangeskin! ..