What is Midnight Sailor?
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After an extremely drunk one-night stand, when the girl is passed out drunk, you piss and outline around her body before sneaking out of the house.
I'm really glad I drank all that beer last night, It took a lot of piss to give that fat girl the ol'
midnight sailor .
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2.
A notorius bedwetter, someone who can't hold their mud. Diaper wearing adult
"Can you believe Crane drank 12 beers and turned into a midnight sailor"
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A phrase normally used by fat middle-aged female journalists to make their fat middle-aged readers feel better about them selves. They u..
