Midnight Sailor

What is Midnight Sailor?

After an extremely drunk one-night stand, when the girl is passed out drunk, you piss and outline around her body before sneaking out of the house.

I'm really glad I drank all that beer last night, It took a lot of piss to give that fat girl the ol' midnight sailor.

See midnight, sailor, sex, prank

A notorius bedwetter, someone who can't hold their mud. Diaper wearing adult

"Can you believe Crane drank 12 beers and turned into a midnight sailor"

See pisspot, bedwetter

Newitt

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W.t.f.

1. Denotes: What the Fuck! After a heavy night of drinking John exclaims, W.T.F., I can't find my wallet! See angry, confused, dumbf..

Meterosexual Magikarp

1. One who's hindquarters may sway more freely then most. Courtney: Jay is such A MeteroSexual Magikarp. Jarred: I know! He needs to..

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