Midnight Sailor

What is Midnight Sailor?

After an extremely drunk one-night stand, when the girl is passed out drunk, you piss and outline around her body before sneaking out of the house.

I'm really glad I drank all that beer last night, It took a lot of piss to give that fat girl the ol' midnight sailor.

See midnight, sailor, sex, prank

A notorius bedwetter, someone who can't hold their mud. Diaper wearing adult

"Can you believe Crane drank 12 beers and turned into a midnight sailor"

See pisspot, bedwetter

Blurty

1. An online journal thing. 2. Cheap imitation of Livejournal LJ User: LJ RAWKS! Blurty User: BLURTY RAWKS! (except we have SLOOOOOWWW..

Embalmed

1. To be inebriated to the point where you are already dead and your corpse has been treated with preservatives in order to prevent decay. ..

Mamajigs

1. An extremely obese woman. Usually in tight attire. Look at that mamajigs, she's a fat motherfucker. See Randy Moss..

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