What is Midnight Squeeze?
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When a person masturbates in a forest at night. Usually done in order to increase the strength of orgasm and arousal because of the heightened senses gained from being in a low light and possibly dangerous environment.
I went for a midnight squeeze last night, it was awsome.
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