Midnight Suction Cup

What is Midnight Suction Cup?


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to be awakened at 2am with the anus of a young cat pressed against your cheek. this, unfortunatly, occurs while the cat is trying to sleep next to you in bed, but inadvertantly places it's anus against your face.

this week is gonna suck, i got a midnight suction cup again. i swear, i'm gonna get rid of that cat.

See abe lincoln, cat, anus, midnight, suction, pussy, homo


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