What is Midnight Yikes?
1.
A case of Extremely bad random diarrhea that people get from eating cat food when your all out of dog food.
Owner: Damn it Were all out of Dog food
kid: !
Owner: Heres some cat food instead
*Hours later*
Kid: OMG the midnight yikes!
*runs to the restroom*
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Random Words:
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The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to.
I got home from the pub about 11.30..
