Mid-shaft Gash

What is Mid-shaft Gash?

A small but iritating (and extremely painful) cut halfway along one's penis.

"I can't tonight, love. I've got a mid-shaft gash."

Malarkey

1. Irish-American for bullshit. George W. Bush is full of malarkey. 2. Irish-American for bullshit. Also used by white men to describe ..

Tequila Fries

1. An instance where a person has had so much to drink that the only way he/she can be convinced to eat some fries is by you telling them t..

Joab

1. An abbreviation for "Jump Off a Bridge" used similarly to DIAF and FOAC 1. I have nothing to live for anymore. 2. GO JOAB! ..

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