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When you beat a man in the face w/ an iron skillet so hard that it looks like he did the hundred-yard-dash in a 90-yard gym.
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A young, adventurous lesbian.
They were all over each other like Rhona Cameron riding an urban shrimp jockey...
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The act of a girl (or guy, for all of you Lance Bass-type people) fellating a guy, and then having the guy defecating in the girl's..