Midwife Crisis

What is Midwife Crisis?


1.

The act of dropping a newborn on its head shortly after birth.

Please direct your thoughts and prayers to little Jimmy, Nurse Butterfingers had a midwife crisis.

See midwife, crisis, newborn, baby, hospital, accident, butterfingers, mistake, fuckup, irresponsible, birth, dropped

2.

The period of time after a divorce when a man gets in shape, buys new clothes and a flashy car. Usually fairly short lived as remarriage is imminent. Very similar to a midlife crises but not age related.

Have you seen John's new wardrobe? Ever since his divorce he is having total midwife crisis.

See divorce, midlife crisis, midwife

3.

When a midwife is performing a long and vigorous delivery and needs to change her tampon desperately

The baby cried too much because of a midwife crisis.


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