What is Mife?
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A man-wife, common in rural Ireland and Scotland, also India, although most of India is rural anyway.
Dude, check out that beard, I 'aint ever seen a mife like that before!
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The feeling when you catch girlfriend in bed with a farmyard animal and she doesnt stop when she notices you.
Jack was in a mife
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The five seconds that seem like a year when you hear someone opening your bedroom door whilst you are masturbating. It usually consists ..
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The horror of finding a pubic hair stuck to a bar of soap.
Cant wait to get me own flat. I`m sick of Duncan leaving rope on a soap
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