What is Miffton?
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A very sneaky girl who lurks the party searching out the drunkest guy at the party to take to her lair. She searches the party like a shark looking for dinner, and when she sniffs you out she goes in for the kill. Her sneaky line that lures guys in is "wanna go watch tv?" SO WATCH OUT!!! Only the drunkest guy will fall for this and only in a dark and shady place, because when the lights come on she should hide like a cockroach for she should not bring the face of danger into public....her face resembles a vagina that just ejected a load of mung, ew so be careful, cause she'll get ya!!
Watch out or that Miffton will get ya!!
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The act of having sex with dead animals. Humans are right out. Animals that are still ticking, right out.
I engaged in zoonecrophilia..
