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When you're in a debate tournament and your opponent massacres you.
Zander: Yo John, my opponent made me look like a fool!
John: ..
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To be so massively hung that it appears like you have 3 legs. Very difficult to wear shorts in public. Every smoking hot girl wants a ..
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A salty penis or phallic expression.
After rushing to zip my fly when my mother walked in on me masturbating to Bea Arthur's bulbo..
